There was art included with the piece that Barry gave me, but I didn't want to post anything unattributed. Please enjoy the following insight into how Reggie experiences the campaign's events.
Reggie's Story:
During the sleep pictures, Master Sifu
spoke good words. He talk of person leading be good for group. His words said “Those whom
form together need an anchor. The anchor need not be large or have a high tolerance to Ale,
but must have the capacity to lead.” He must talk of small hairy holy man, must he lead then?
Reggie call this man “Finfin”. Master Sifu also said “One who thinks with sword from scabbard or one
between legs, acts without caution or wisdom and surely endangers all.” Reggie does
not yet know what wise Sifu means, Reggie knows he will figure out later wise Sifu words.
Reggie wakes from sleep pictures to the
half Ogre person, Reggie call this Bird Ogreman Woman “Grizzy Axe”. This must be Reggies’
time to watch dark light outside mountain hole in case more angry green men come. Reggie not sure
of watch friend, Reggie not know him well, no good name for him yet.
It is not long before Reggie spots
Angry Green Men with big barrels. Reggie is happy, VERY HAPPY for this could be Happy Reggie Drink!!
but Reggie thinks. He thinks hard! “Big barrels either mean a big
fun time, or Badda Boom, BIG BADDA BOOM!”. This makes Reggie worry
lots, Reggie must wake small hairy smart man now!
Reggie wakes FinFin, but he no smart
after drinking Reggies’ “BooBeer” and he tells Reggie to go
away. Trouble stirs with the darkman's
worries, Reggie call him “Shadow”. Shadow leaves soon
into darkness of other room and drops
his fun metal things. Reggie then taste the drippy coming from top of
hole. Reggie no like taste, this not BooBeer, this also makes FinFin
very pale in face and he seem scared. Right then, the Pirate man want
all group to run through bad taste drip out into dark. Many people
yell, but Pirate man and “Sword Beard” run right outside, no one
listen to small smart man FinFin, but Reggie no if group leave, group
must have the shineys so Reggie runs into sleep room and grabs all of
the shineys. Reggie then sees his good friend “ChubChub” doing
what ChubChub does best to the cold burnt meat. Reggie then hears
yelling from more than just group friends, sound more of green men!
Reggie then sees Grizzy Axe killing wood wall so Reggie goes to help.
But Grizzy Axe runs off to Hole opening, so Reggie follows. That when
Reggie See Many MANY Green men, more than 5! Stoopid Pirate man no
stand down, Pirate man wants to fight all the green men. Reggie has
no BooBeer, so Reggie don’t want to fight so many now.
Pirate man finally decides to run back
in with SwordBeard, When this happens Reggie now knows big trouble
soon, Reggie sees ChubChub just standing by Reggie, Reggie knows
ChubChub cannot run like Reggie, so Reggie helps good friend and
picks him up to carry. Reggie forgot why he called him ChubChub until
Reggie picked ChubChub up. Group is together again at wood wall.
Reggie other good friend “Powdy” has big idea. Reggie sets
ChubChub on wood wall and makes over it too. Group together now on
other side woodwall. Powdy and ChubChub talk some and ChubChub light
wood wall on fire! Powdy then make big wind and turn mountain into
big fire wind hole! Powdy and ChubChub smart, kill many green men.
Shadow finds big room, Reggie finds
funny because its big Green men love room. Pirate man knows this too
and steals nakid picture rug from wall. Reggie now call Pirate Man
“Syn Pirate” since Pirate man like syns and getting trouble lots
of trouble! Reggie remembers wise Sifu words from sleep pictures, Syn
Pirate must calm down at times, group must make Syn Pirate calm,
maybe with the Turtle Water Head friend.
Syn Pirate also found hole to escape
from, Reggie starting to get woozy, Reggie need BooBeer and meditate.
Group eventually make it outside and escape angry green men. Group
finds big human place, Reggie sleep for now, will meditate and buy
bigger BooBeer barrel in the morrow.
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